So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
