we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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