can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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