i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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