He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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