she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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