Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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