Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
