Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
