I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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