so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sext me about skeletons
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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