I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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