Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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