So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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