I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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