love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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