Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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