on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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