they need to just BURY HIM!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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