dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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