Barsexuality is the new black.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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