Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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