I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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