Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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