I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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