it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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