I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
