Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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