Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You work out of a Hotel?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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