$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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