they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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