please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There r osticjed everywhere
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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