you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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