she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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