We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
