This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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