why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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