16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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