gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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