i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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