I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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