my sisters under your porch take her home
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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