google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
