Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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