SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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