How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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