so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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