I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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