In the future we'll all be gay
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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