I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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